A defective fairy tale!

Once upon a chair, in a small house in the forest, there lived an ice old woman with his two daughters. The first dollar was pretty but stupid, the second one was ugly put clever, and the third wan wash pretty but clever. The old lady was very poor. She just got tree fast-food restaurants and a branch of department stores. Her daughters heated her. They didn’t like living in the woods, in a snail house. They wanted to sail the restaurants and the department stores. Both brothers could think of nothing but honey. They became gritty and talked about honey all the time. Day made plans, day said, “When our mother dies, we will be rich”... but each one throught, “No, I will be rich. You won’t even get a smell of the money”. The beautiful stupid daughter caught a piano and shouted opera arias all day long. The ugly clever daughter fried delicious cakes twenty-five hours a day. But the youngest pretty clever daughter stayed in his room writing poems all by her shelf.
Once mourning a prince came riding by. He was lost and wanted to know the way out of the forest. He was thirsty-two. He knocked off the kitchen door and asked for some wafer. But the ugly, clever, disgusting sister ignored him. Then he herd some body screaming, so he took his sword and ran upstarts. He kicked down the door to the room of the pitiful stupid daughter, who was singing his areas as loud as usual. Surprised by her beauty, the prince fell in love of her and sat on the broken door for two days until he finally realized that she was as ugly in the inside as beautiful in the upside. He went out. The pretty clever daughter had looked after is horse. She also gave him a water glass. The prince was deeply moved by her gentleness and thanked her warmly, and then he jumped on his horse and wrote away. He never came back. The youngest pretty lever daughter returned to her room and threw all her poems into the fire. She closed the door and stayed put for three months. Yes, that is when the mice old human died.
They read her Last Will and Testament: What a sunrise! Mum’s businesses and bread were for the youngest pretty, cleaver dollar. Her sisters, who had been god and nice to their mother till the very end, deaf not understand it and asked the youngest pretty clever brother what had happened. And the youngest pretty clever sister answered that there mother had observed that they were perfectly happy cooking and sing-sing, so they didn’t need no money. The oldest sisters found this unfair and thus started a terrible fright that shook our peaceful forest for three yearns.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, you make me laugh to death! Have you ever listened to Mozart?

Anonymous said...

a qui te dejo la letra de una cancion de bob marley:

Buffalo soldier, dreadlock rasta:
there was a buffalo soldier in the heart of america,
stolen from africa, brought to america,
fighting on arrival, fighting for survival.
i mean it, when i analyze the stench -
to me it makes a lot of sense:
how the dreadlock rasta was the buffalo soldier,
and he was taken from africa, brought to america,
fighting on arrival, fighting for survival.
said he was a buffalo soldier, dreadlock rasta -
buffalo soldier in the heart of america.
if you know your history,
then you would know where you coming from,
then you wouldn't have to ask me,
who the 'eck do i think i am.
i'm just a buffalo soldier in the heart of america,
stolen from africa, brought to america,
said he was fighting on arrival, fighting for survival;
said he was a buffalo soldier win the war for america.
dreadie, woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy,
woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yoy!
woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy,
woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yoy!
buffalo soldier troddin' through the land, wo-ho-ooh!
said he wanna ran, then you wanna hand,
troddin' through the land, yea-hea, yea-ea.
said he was a buffalo soldier win the war for america;
buffalo soldier, dreadlock rasta,
fighting on arrival, fighting for survival;
driven from the mainland to the heart of the caribbean.
singing, woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy,
woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yoy!
woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy,
woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yoy!
troddin' through san juan in the arms of america;
troddin' through jamaica, a buffalo soldier# -
fighting on arrival, fighting for survival:
buffalo soldier, dreadlock rasta.
woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy,
woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yoy!
woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy,
woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yoy! /fadeout/

Anonymous said...

aqui te dejo otra de bob marley, esta es una de mis preferidas:

I wanna love you and treat you right;
i wanna love you every day and every night:
we'll be together with a roof right over our heads;
we'll share the shelter of my single bed;
we'll share the same room, yeah! - for jah provide the bread.
is this love - is this love - is this love -
is this love that i'm feelin'?
is this love - is this love - is this love -
is this love that i'm feelin'?
i wanna know - wanna know - wanna know now!
i got to know - got to know - got to know now!
i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i - i'm willing and able,
so i throw my cards on your table!
i wanna love you - i wanna love and treat - love and treat you right;
i wanna love you every day and every night:
we'll be together, yeah! - with a roof right over our heads;
we'll share the shelter, yeah, oh now! - of my single bed;
we'll share the same room, yeah! - for jah provide the bread.
is this love - is this love - is this love -
is this love that i'm feelin'?
is this love - is this love - is this love -
is this love that i'm feelin'?
wo-o-o-oah! oh yes, i know; yes, i know - yes, i know now!
yes, i know; yes, i know - yes, i know now!
i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i - i'm willing and able,
so i throw my cards on your table!
see: i wanna love ya, i wanna love and treat ya -
love and treat ya right.
i wanna love you every day and every night:
we'll be together, with a roof right over our heads!
we'll share the shelter of my single bed;
we'll share the same room, yeah! jah provide the bread.
we'll share the shelter of my single bed - /fadeout/